All Half Mad Here


“I bet I could act harder than you.”


In case you ever need to brighten your day: Best of Olivia Wilde's Twitter
  • Is it wrong that the only time I've been in the gym in the last month is to buy peanut butter smoothies? I try my best to lunge in and out.
  • A mosquito just bit my ass so hard it almost felt good. Except now I can't sit down without a hemroid pillow. #thanksmaryland
  • Wait I forgot- running smack into a blind man while texting - good luck or bad luck?
  • Auto-correct strikes again. My phone turns "fed" into "F'ed" which is awkward when telling my roommate I gave the dog his food.
  • Woot woot! Teen Choice Awards Nomination whaaaat? So awesome. Thank you guys very much. I'm glad teens like Dr. shows and not just porn.
  • I know I'm in new york when I find myself at Sing Sing at 3am karaoke-ing my balls off with a bunch of beautiful strangers...and pizza.
  • in a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
  • AAND my favorite:
  • Glad the rapture didn't happen since I just got waxed.



Olivia Wilde - QUORRA (Tron Legacy)


"But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."
— Olivia Wilde (via sheyshawsheyshaw)


Vanity Fair 2011 Hollywood Cover From left to right: Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, James Franco, Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Robert Duvall, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund and Noomi Rapace

Vanity Fair 2011 Hollywood Cover

From left to right: Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, James Franco, Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Robert Duvall, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund and Noomi Rapace

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