All Half Mad Here

iheartchaos:

This is how you diplomacy.

Yeah. That’s how we do. Just casually skate in and bro hug it out like homies. 

iheartchaos:

This is how you diplomacy.

Yeah. That’s how we do. Just casually skate in and bro hug it out like homies. 

posted 1 anno fa via iheartchaos · © ziprage with 614.484 note

"And the suggestion that anybody in my team, whether the secretary of state, our U.N. ambassador, anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, Governor, is offensive. That’s not what we do. That’s not what I do as president. That’s not what I do as commander in chief."
— President Obama
posted 1 anno fa

glaad:

We love this quote from President Barack Obama’s Inauguration speech (and the fact that he mentioned the uprising at the Stonewall Inn). 

glaad:

We love this quote from President Barack Obama’s Inauguration speech (and the fact that he mentioned the uprising at the Stonewall Inn). 

posted 1 anno fa via fiercelyliterate · © glaad with 3.303 note

"The suggestion that anybody in my team, whether the secretary of state, our U.N. ambassador, anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, governor, is offensive. That’s not what we do. That’s not what I do as president, that’s not what I do as commander in chief."
— President Obama (via deannaannaed)
posted 1 anno fa via deannaannaed with 8 note

gq:

Seven New Obama Conspiracies!How The Radical Fringe Will Freak Over the New Biography
These are hard times for birthers. The moment seems to have passed, the “evidence” rejected. But salvation awaits! David Maraniss’s exhaustive biography, Barack Obama: The Story, stretching from before his birth to the start of his political career, is out this month—and sure to inspire a new wave of conspiracy theories about our Kenyan Muslim commie in chief. GQ contributor Yoni Brenner puts on his tinfoil hat to predict the paranoias to come. Two new theories below. Click here for the rest.


Page 159:  “Other women—previous girlfriends, later girlfriends and wives—would say that [Barack Obama’s father] had an intense sexual magnetism that seemed irresistible.”
SEXERS:  Far from coincidental, Obama senior’s Intense Sexual Magnetism, or ISM, was obtained by Kenyan revolutionaries through the Soviets, who undermined British rule with a program of long walks and mind-blowing sex.
Page 167:  “When the birth notice appeared in the Star-Bulletin…the parents were identified as Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama and their home address was listed as 6085 Kalanianaole Highway.”
KALERS:  Although Kalanianaole appears to be an innocent street name, it is also an anagram for “Anal Kale-onia”— a bizarre colonic treatment soon to become mandatory under Obamacare.




ANAL KALE-ONIA. 
Just snorted like no other. In the middle of class. 

gq:

Seven New Obama Conspiracies!
How The Radical Fringe Will Freak Over the New Biography

These are hard times for birthers. The moment seems to have passed, the “evidence” rejected. But salvation awaits! David Maraniss’s exhaustive biography, Barack Obama: The Story, stretching from before his birth to the start of his political career, is out this month—and sure to inspire a new wave of conspiracy theories about our Kenyan Muslim commie in chief. GQ contributor Yoni Brenner puts on his tinfoil hat to predict the paranoias to come. Two new theories below. Click here for the rest.

Page 159:
“Other women—previous girlfriends, later girlfriends and wives—would say that [Barack Obama’s father] had an intense sexual magnetism that seemed irresistible.”

SEXERS: Far from coincidental, Obama senior’s Intense Sexual Magnetism, or ISM, was obtained by Kenyan revolutionaries through the Soviets, who undermined British rule with a program of long walks and mind-blowing sex.

Page 167:
“When the birth notice appeared in the Star-Bulletin…the parents were identified as Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama and their home address was listed as 6085 Kalanianaole Highway.”

KALERS: Although Kalanianaole appears to be an innocent street name, it is also an anagram for “Anal Kale-onia”— a bizarre colonic treatment soon to become mandatory under Obamacare.

ANAL KALE-ONIA. 

Just snorted like no other. In the middle of class. 

posted 1 anno fa via gq with 53 note