All Half Mad Here


fakescience:

Please help.
Sign our petition: Convert At Least One (1) National Park Into A Dinosaur Clone Park
We are demanding a year-round park, cloned dinosaurs, and a response from Joe Biden. This is a bipartisan issue of historic importance.
Sign today.

fakescience:

Please help.

Sign our petition: Convert At Least One (1) National Park Into A Dinosaur Clone Park

We are demanding a year-round park, cloned dinosaurs, and a response from Joe Biden. This is a bipartisan issue of historic importance.

Sign today.


itsamemyleo:

the best interview you’ll ever see

posted 1 anno fa via faberry · © itsamemyleo with 40.958 note


I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can’t imagine Monsieur Monet Blushing. 

Paint me like one of your french whores, Jack. 

I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can’t imagine Monsieur Monet Blushing. 

Paint me like one of your french whores, Jack. 


familygenius:

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

familygenius:

and in that moment i swear we were infinite




tipsyniko:

ampersandsaref:

onetoughcoslopus:

In which a naked Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler welcome us to the new Chelsea Lately studio

THIS WAS AMAZING AND PRETTY MUCH ALL I EVER WANTED

best. thing. can’t stop laughing



animalstalkinginallcaps:

NOW IS THE TIME. THIS IS THE HOUR. OURS IS THE MAGIC. OURS IS THE POWER.
NOW IS THE TIME. THIS IS THE HOUR. OURS IS THE MAGIC. OURS IS THE POWER.
NOW IS THE TIME. THIS IS THE HOUR. OURS IS THE MAGIC. OURS IS THE POWER.
THE SAME UNDERNEATH AS IT IS ON TOP.
… THAT CAN’T BE THE WAY THAT GOES, SARAH.
IT’S SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEMORIZE THE RITUAL BOOK.
I KEEP FORGETTING IT IN MY LOCKER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

NOW IS THE TIME. THIS IS THE HOUR. OURS IS THE MAGIC. OURS IS THE POWER.

NOW IS THE TIME. THIS IS THE HOUR. OURS IS THE MAGIC. OURS IS THE POWER.

NOW IS THE TIME. THIS IS THE HOUR. OURS IS THE MAGIC. OURS IS THE POWER.

THE SAME UNDERNEATH AS IT IS ON TOP.

… THAT CAN’T BE THE WAY THAT GOES, SARAH.

IT’S SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEMORIZE THE RITUAL BOOK.

I KEEP FORGETTING IT IN MY LOCKER.



gleesavedmylife:

Glee - gangnam style

I worship the genius who made this. hahaha.


Before eHarmony there was video dating…

80s Dating Montage - THE BEST THING YOU WILL SEE TODAY.

posted 1 anno fa with 3 note

  • Romney: We need to drop Obamacare!
  • Obama: We need to drop... THE BASS
  • Skrillex descends from the ceiling and leads America into a new golden age
posted 1 anno fa via kyousaya · © slow-riot with 55.198 note

cocothinkshefancy:

rachelinbrooklyn:

Twitter is far more entertaining than this debate.

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cocothinkshefancy:

rachelinbrooklyn:

Twitter is far more entertaining than this debate.

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