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I was beyond obsessed with this show. I’m sure it’s the influence of this show that compels me immensely to do a mud run.
I was always a fan of the green monkeys. Although Blue Barracudas had the bamfiest name.
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gq:
Seven New Obama Conspiracies!
How The Radical Fringe Will Freak Over the New BiographyThese are hard times for birthers. The moment seems to have passed, the “evidence” rejected. But salvation awaits! David Maraniss’s exhaustive biography, Barack Obama: The Story, stretching from before his birth to the start of his political career, is out this month—and sure to inspire a new wave of conspiracy theories about our Kenyan Muslim commie in chief. GQ contributor Yoni Brenner puts on his tinfoil hat to predict the paranoias to come. Two new theories below. Click here for the rest.
Page 159:
“Other women—previous girlfriends, later girlfriends and wives—would say that [Barack Obama’s father] had an intense sexual magnetism that seemed irresistible.”SEXERS: Far from coincidental, Obama senior’s Intense Sexual Magnetism, or ISM, was obtained by Kenyan revolutionaries through the Soviets, who undermined British rule with a program of long walks and mind-blowing sex.
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“When the birth notice appeared in the Star-Bulletin…the parents were identified as Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama and their home address was listed as 6085 Kalanianaole Highway.”KALERS: Although Kalanianaole appears to be an innocent street name, it is also an anagram for “Anal Kale-onia”— a bizarre colonic treatment soon to become mandatory under Obamacare.
ANAL KALE-ONIA.
Just snorted like no other. In the middle of class.
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Cruiser - Moving to Neptune
This is pure pop. Despite the full-band sound and layered vocal harmonies, it happens to be a solo pop project by Philadelphian Andy States, and “was brought to life in the walk-in closet of a crowded inner city loft.” His home recorded demos were heard by Jeremy Park, rising producer of Youth Lagoon’s blockbuster The Year of Hibernation, who then offered to produce this EP.
If you’re looking for a good time, don’t miss the rest of the self-titled EP out now on his Bndcmp.
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Everyone else has these adorable laughs and then you get to Lea. She sounds like an insane person laughing over doing something really bad.
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The many identities of Stanley Tucci.
he needs to win an Oscar
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Can we just talk about his bowtie substitute? Ugh. Give me your swagger. Plzkthnxbai.
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